Sometimes when Iโ€™m really sad I think โ€œthis is just my OK Computer Thom Yorke phase and itโ€™ll be okay because my Kid A/Amnesiac phase is coming up, and soon enough itโ€™ll be my In Rainbows Thom Yorke phase and Iโ€™ll be in the clearโ€

I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dogโ€™s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.
THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via shroomfairy)

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"yeah sorry i didnโ€™t do my homework i couldnโ€™t see the page cuz of my tears"

loveaslaughter asked:
This Is a Long Drive ooooor Moon and Antarctica!


long drive
but i love the moon antarctica so so much too

thank you

I miss you so much it hurts. I didn’t even think that was possible.



Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you donโ€™t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left


Sheโ€™s actually crying because the word โ€œmoistโ€ makes her so uncomfortable.ย 

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